I'm sorry that mom thought it was a good idea to leave us inside b/c it was really cold. I'm sorry she left our beds in the room with us so we'd be comfy. I'm sorry I then decided to totally destroy Goose's bed. I mean demolish it. I'm sorry you had to clean it up all by yourself while mom got her nails done. (She said she would have helped, by the way, but is thankful she can continue to think this is funny instead of being pissed.) So yeah, I'm sorry. Love you long time.
Your favorite black dog, Wyatt